I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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