Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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