how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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