The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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