You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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