omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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