Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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