This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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