like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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