he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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