Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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