wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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