I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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