Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
it glows. i had to have it.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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