i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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