It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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