'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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