Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
nutella sex= disaster
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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