Define "chronic" masturbator.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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