From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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