i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Randomize
