For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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