Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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