I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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