well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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