let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just high enough for therapy.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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