so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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