Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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