so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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