You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
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My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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