Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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