If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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