I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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