You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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