I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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