his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
They are going to name an STD after you.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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