Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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