she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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