I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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