This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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