dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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