I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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