talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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