drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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