I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
