Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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