It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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