What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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