she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
So much puke
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.