so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I will be naked everywhere
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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