Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Terrible idea I love it
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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