So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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