Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I can't turn off my feet"
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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