I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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